The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.

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    Last game I played was… I forgor, but let’s just say Final Fantasy XII almost a month ago, since that’s my best guess.

    The lead protagonist is a 17 year old twink with a cheese wedge for hair, and, overall… not very strong. I can confidently say I’m a little stronger. So, can I survive in Ivalice? Probably.

    In fact, I could probably enjoy it. Looming threat of an empire trying to gain control over my home? Big whoop. I’m killing tomato guys. Adjusting may prove a little difficult, though. Distant past, and all… but, hey. Airships. Magic. Being Captain Basch. What am I losing here? Not much.

    …I daresay this is an improvement.

    …But let’s say I’m transported to Horizon. The other recent play. Spoilers.

    Within the context of Horizon, it’s literally this universe in the future. This bodes well. However, giant fucking metal animals. Perhaps Aloy could turn me into an adept fighter, I don’t know. Still… giant fucking metal animals. I died a lot in the game, and, therefore, assume that’s most universes. Aloy, though, doesn’t seem like the type to brand me a curse and burn me at the stake. I live!

    I exist as a very, very rare “Old One” who actually lived in the past and isn’t a psychopath… completely.

    Being an Old One, I hold knowledge. Lots of knowledge. The Focus existing gives me access to a level of technology that I should have no business messing with. I’m brainrotted and need therapy. Certainly an interesting addition to the world.

    I assume I drop within the latest existing point in the universe. So, Londra is dead, thank fuck. Most immediate threat, vanquished. Issue: Nemesis. I don’t even know what Nemesis is, but it sounds… cataclysmic. This is slightly stressful. However, the power of the third game existing, and definitely having an ending where you beat Nemesis, will provide peace of mind going forward into this unknown. That’s right, Sylens. Aloy was right to stay. I’m the genius, now.

    I could also get down with this. Not as comfortably as FFXII, but possibly more fun. The future is yesterday! A mix of distant past and far future. Interesting.