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This doesn’t follow rule 2

That’s poor notation on my part.

I’m the dense one, not the ice cream.

If it’s soft but cold, that means it’s not dense. If it’s not dense, that means there’s likely a lot of air. Probably almost half.

a 3 gallon pail of their stuff is 15 pounds. Let’s turn that into useful measurements.

3 gallons = 11.356 litres
15 pounds = 6.8 kg.

1 ml of water is 1 gram, so if the bucket was full of just water, it would weight nearly double what this bucket weights.

From my time working with the product, I know that Soft-serve is commonly 40% air.
6.8kg is 58.8% of the weight of the ice cream. That’s pretty darn close to 60%

Edit: Changed g to gallons to make things less confusing.