SatansMaggotyCumFart

Your penis will be like an autumn leaf and change colors before it falls off.

Pussy.

I farted and it was more than a fart.

I know, right?

Every year I ask for the same thing - a steak and blowjob.

This year my parents told me that I would have to ask for something else.

Fuck the party just do a dinner with your wife, mom and dad.

I like how they always credit each other when they write their ideology.

I always liked Lennon better in that duo.

Isn’t that the deep irony of the show though?

Don tells everyone what they want but he can’t figure it out for himself?

It represents Don Draper’s deep unhappiness with himself, that he’ll never be good enough.

It’s hot as balls.

Disney Joe Rogan.

If you just skip breakfast it won’t be a problem anymore.

Condoms are for pussies.

Toilet paper.

Take 175 lbs of chemicals and turn it into a human being!

Thanks for the brief history of time, Stephen Hawking.

I agree that it should have been done straight away but perfect shouldn’t be the enemy of good, going back to check up on it is better than not doing anything.

This is the part I disagree with.

Stopping, debating with to do with the child then going home to post on Lemmy is ridiculous.

Also OP had their own dog, I wonder what they would do if the situation was reversed.

If you hit someone’s dog and you see that someone you have a responsibility to stop and let the owner know what happened, not debate with your child for a while and go home to post on a forum.

The dog could easily be bleeding out internally and time may be of the essence.