OK Majora/Jenova settle down

Unironically this. I accidentally shit myself on the job because of this new medication I’m adapting to, and I need a fresh pair of undies unless I want to risk chaffing.

And I’d be holding them up if I was reversing out lol.

No, but I need to go to target to grab something for the job I’m doing, and I’m already in my work shuttle.

Not necessarily, maybe the person being held up by you reversing out is trying to leave.

My manager?

Whether you reverse in or reverse out, you’re going to slow traffic. However, if you reverse in, your visibility is better when you leave, it’s an overall net time save.

When people pull out backwards, they block just as much traffic, with the addition of being riskier.

Why not just forbid forward parking? Backwards parking is often necessary for cars with shit turning circles.

Sorry

I don’t care about her boobs, I’m just in desperate need for a wind-type carry.

Tingyun better show up this patch.

Also what’s going on with Luocha?

There are two main theories about why dreams occur.

(Explained in computing terms)

First is scheduled maintenance.

Your brain essentially runs a defrag when you dream, trimming useless information. Most times, you forget about the dream, but other times you’ll wonder why you recalled that memory from 15 years ago. Your brain needs to inspect the file before sending it to the trash, but you managed to recover it before it got zeroed (unrecoverable).

Second is threat model assessment.

Your brain is randomly compiling memories while you dream, scanning for useful information. Sometimes a certain combination will leave a strong impression, which gets cached (saved to RAM). These memories are usually bad, and get saved to disk because we’re slow at debugging, but are invested in fixing it to avoid a kernel panic (blue screen). We spend so much time thinking about it, that the bad memory’s directory gets added to $PATH(bookmarked)

But it also costs nothing to demolish the headstone.

Just saying.

“Famously, Steam does very little to earn the massive cut they take”

Must be why it’s so successful.

Nope, I’m just a bit stupid from time to time.

Dammit

I’ll go a step further.

I regularly use comma’s commas where they don’t belong, just to reflect my speech patterns IRL.

Hmmmm… I think I like it. Though it makes anonymity slightly harder if that’s my objective.

I always wondered this myself.

I think I remember reading a while ago that apps need to be updated occasionally to comply with .apk guidelines.

This is presumably dependant on which permissions the .apk requests. So a simple calculator app wouldn’t need to be updated, but the calculator plus app, which tracks my blood pressure, how many glasses of water I’ve drank, and my semen count, would need to be updated occasionally to comply with Google’s privacy policies.

But I’m not an app developer, so don’t trust me on a whim.

As the prophecy foretold.

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