I have a bank robbery simulator which feels more real than the real thing. It’s like when farmvill was a thing and I sold my garden. Hell, I wouldn’t go by bus anywhere if there was a simulator for that, too.
So you are allowed to criticize it but I’m not?
Reminds me of the Lingthusiasm episode where the Canadian and the Australian hosts discuss a book about the differences between British and American English. Both fell somewhere in between