Belt clip gang, represent!
Belt clip gang, represent!
Every 6 months or so I go back & try a genocide run in Undertale.
I have been repeatedly fucking owned by Undyne the Undying.
Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
I want smart glasses that are a scaled down smartwatch. Give me like 3 lines of text & a vibration function.
If I could insert the interface from my Pebble into a pair of glasses I would be content.
You have been banned from r/Pyongyang.
Snaaaake! A snaaaaaaaake! Ooooooohhhh it’s a snaaaaaaaaaake!
After being hyped up by the commercial, I was severely disappointed in the broadsword.
Turkey in the Straw.
Mine played the same thing.
I won’t say “mastered” as I have lost the ability now, but back in college Pokemon endgame content gave me the ability to read braille by looking at it.
That’s about as useless as possible.
Meth heads ruined pseudoephedrine. The last thing I want to do when there’s a compressor filling my sinuses with 300psi of pain is wait in the pharmacy line, show 3 forms of ID, and get questioned about why I need medicine.
Look at me. If I were to start crying from the pressure in my head, the tears would shoot forward 20ft…
I was in reddit for over a decade, ended up joining when many of the links I saw on Boing Boing were from reddit posts, so I figured I’d just cut out the middleman.
Lemmy feels like reddit back in the early days, just before the rise of the novelty accounts (I kinda miss those, actually…) when people were still recognized by their usernames, even outside the niche communities.
There’s probably someone else somewhere who has a “real human brain in a jar”, a couple people with “new” kidneys, corneas, a liver…
Gotta maximize profits!
😞
Counter question:
Would you also use “many” for mashed potatoes, since potatoes is plural?
Man… That adrenaline dump when something very bad is happening: senses shut off, you get “pre-death clarity,” and time slows down as you try to figure out a way of making the inevitable less painful…
Too bad the recovery time for those few micro seconds of superpowers is like a week!
No one calls a woman a babysitter or says she’s “giving dad a break” when she’s somewhere with her own children.
“Girly” things are ok as a career, but not a hobby.
If you’re a professional Tailor, it’s a respectable job that people seek you out for, but if you just like to sew…
Chefs are predominantly male, but if you’re a guy that just likes to cook, “what are you, a housewife?”
I’ve thought about wall mounting a 50" above my setup to drag things that I need open, but not where I’m working…
I’ve almost pulled the trigger on a tortilla blanket for my wife, as she always wraps herself in the blanket like a burrito, but I’m afraid I’m the only one that will find it funny.
I have a bunch of coupons for hotdogs that I got years ago, because the were like $1 for 20 hotdogs.
Kung Fu Hustle tops kung Pow for me