• Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    Please please please let it be Lambert and Keira Metz squabbling all over the continent as they track something stupid.

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      1 month ago

      Lambert: “Hurry up Keira, or we’ll never get to town before the Nightwraiths come out!”

      Keira: “Well maybe if we took the actual ROAD and not walked through this field I wouldn’t have stepped in a massive cow pie!”

      Lambert: “Uh, Keira? That’s way too big to be made by a cow…”

      roar of a nearby Chort

      Keira and Lambert look at each other

      in unison, “RUUUUUN!”