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Please please please let it be Lambert and Keira Metz squabbling all over the continent as they track something stupid.
Lambert: “Hurry up Keira, or we’ll never get to town before the Nightwraiths come out!”
Keira: “Well maybe if we took the actual ROAD and not walked through this field I wouldn’t have stepped in a massive cow pie!”
Lambert: “Uh, Keira? That’s way too big to be made by a cow…”
roar of a nearby Chort
Keira and Lambert look at each other
in unison, “RUUUUUN!”